ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

50shadesoffoh:

You guys wonder why women don’t act like women anymore.
lexscape:

when someone asks me a question I look at my mom like this and wait for her to answer for me